December 2009
72 posts
even if the pope wasn’t a nazi, he still sucks for being too lame to go to midnight mass on christmas eve. its christmas eve! what other night does the pope need to stay up late for?? i mean easter is totally a mid morning thing and everything else can really just fit around your time schedule. the pope hates christmas…. and jews… the end
whatthepuck:
RT Follow @noradsanta for updates on Santa’s global journey, which starts @ 4 am ET. Santa Cam: www.youtube.com/NORADTracksSanta
i feel like this should be illegal… like how they tell us the moon landing footage is real.
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I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could...
– Step Brothers
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i think if i was a guy i would be a douchebag.
hangover sunday
ray davies and jarvis cocker should have a baby. also, ozzy osborne looks fantastic. i want the name of his surgeon. i have spent the last hour and a half untangling a ball of yarn.
i’m going to start my anorexia diet tomorrow, i swear!
yes those were grown ass women yelling “avoid the noid!!” at you from the backseat of a car as you walked your dog….
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disney keeps breaking down those walls!
I'm seriously having a hard time figuring out...
zacharybinks:
vladimirblue:
I can SO be a Slytherin or Ravenclaw but my heart wants to be Gryffindor.
Welp. Anybody?
Gryffindor is overrated. Ravenclaw is where it’s at.
Ravenclaw is the best of all!!!
thedailywhat:
Movie Trailer of the Day:First official teaser trailer for Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood.
The film, which stars Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett, Mark Strong, and William Hurt, is due in theaters May 14, 2010.
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This will not be nearly as good as my high school marching band’s interpretation